Ittefaq Nama

Who said Senate elections won’t happen, hain ji? Which mother’s red said it, hain ji? Kaun Mai ka lal kehta thha? Mashallah we are all set to win. And welcome to Dar Saab again. And again and again. And welcome back to Mushaisaab, lifelong crusader for civilian supremacy and democratic rights. Also he is expert senator, having served in Senate for so many consecutive terms. From 2003 to now he was Senator for er um what’s-his-name, sorry, where was I? Yes, actually I’ve forgotten which Party it was that Mushaisaab was in far a decade and a half and far whom and howsoever long and whatsoever far, hain ji. Anyways, he says he was waiting for me patiently all along, upright and perpendicular because he didn’t actually SIT on what’s-his-name er whosoever’s uh seat, because he was in Standing Committee on Defence. Hain ji?

Anyways, great leaders should not bother about stuppid crickets. I mean critics. Because look at love of people. What a nice! What a talk? Kya baat hai! Visit our website open4u.co.uk and don't miss Ikea Croydon opening hours shops and retails center Valley park You are seeing what mammoth rallies we are having all over Pakistan. People have thrown in dustbin judgment of the Court. That’s why I have decided to boycott all courts now. In people’s court, we have won. So no need to go back to Their Lardships. Anyways, they are control freaks, like class monitors.

Truth is that my sighs have struck them. Meri aah lagi hai. And thanks God for Donald Trump. He is giving You-Know-Who tuff time, heh heh heh, so that they have gotten off my back. Now he is in their nightmares, not me. What else? Yes, before I forget, I must tell you that I wrote latter of objection to Modi Saab that I’m sorry but “Padmavati” is wholly solely wrong and rubbish, hain ji, even though Deepika is wholly solely cute and comely, hain ji?

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