Pulse Report
There has been much conjecture about why Bobby let rip the other day whilst addressing a group of commandos. Apparently, it has to do substantially with the Mush saga but there are other irritants too, between the "ruddy civilians" and the boys led by Bob. Our mole reports that Bob & Co were assured that The Man of Steel would not stand in the way of Mush's departure if, after the indictment, the adjudicators decided to let him fly away. As we know, the honourable adjudicators passed the buck back to the government which can't very well undo pronouncements of the courts. So, the ball's in the court of the highest adjudicators as of now. We hear Bob & Co let it be known to The Man etc that following these developments, the month's Troops' Pulse Report (TPR) had registered a hypertensive spike. In addition to this, we hear the head honcho of the Invisible Soldiers Inc discovered that his phone had been bugged. Dissenting politicos, journos and rights activists should extend to the head honcho, a warm welcome to the club of the bugged. And as for Mush, if he couldn't take the heat, he should never have returned to the kitchen.
Murderous Baby
Musa Khan, the 9 month old baby charged with attempted murder, was produced in court last week and because he was crying his head off, had to be comforted with a bottle of milk. This, while a court official recorded his thumb print. Observers at the court noted that the baby could not hold the milk bottle, and it boggled the mind to think that he could be charged with stone-pelting the police or handling a weapon. The Lahore police had charged an entire family with murder, including little Musa, when slum residents had pelted gas bill collectors with stones.