Bee in his bonnet
It has to be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. How else would you describe the way The Great Khan is fixated on his most credible critics? His current leading peeves are MSR of the GEO-Jang Group and The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro. Both gents are leaders to be reckoned with and somehow, The Khan can’t stomach this fact. He’s totally fine with losers, but winners he can’t bear.
We hear, at the height of the coronavirus health emergency, when Talented Bro decided to return from the UK to Pakistan, The Great Khan went into a tizzy and summoned his chief whips, the guys to whom he entrusts the harassment and intimidation of his rivals. They began to cook up ways and means to “detain” Talented Bro upon arrival or soon thereafter until they got a rap on the knuckles from You Know Who.
In MSR’s case too, while the virus crisis raged all around him, The Great Khan was busy prevailing upon the NABbers to somehow get the incarcerated media mogul’s remand extended. With all these bees in his bonnet, no wonder The Great Khan can’t concentrate on the things that really matter.
Terrible times
An eyewitness, travelling from Multan to a village nearby saw a grizzly sight which turned her stomach. She says there was a putrid corpse lying on the roadside, swollen and smelly, with people avoiding it by miles. She stopped at a safe distance to ask what had happened. Anxious passersby said that the dead man had been a coronavirus patient and people were too scared to bathe and bury him. What terrible times we live in.