Nuggets from the Urdu press

These nuggets are culled from the Urdu press. They are summarised here without comment. Absurd or ridiculous, tft takes no responsibility for them.

Nuggets from the Urdu press

Tourists left hanging as chairlift malfunctions 


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Jang reports (August 20, 2015) the famous chairlift in Patriata stopped because of a sudden malfunction, and the emergency generator turned out to be out of order. Tourists were stuck in the air for hours. The administration threatened to beat up reporters (pitai) if they did not leave.

Afghan boxing team leaves without playing


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According to Nawa-e-Waqt (August 21, 2015) boxing games between Afghanistan and Pakistan were canceled after the Afghan team left on the pretext (bahana) of poor facilities. They said the entire team was given one room, and were not given breakfast and lunch.

Fake police officer took real bribes


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A man was arrested in Lahore for posing as a police officer to take bribes from shopkeepers, Dunya reports (August 22, 2015). Police seized 54 fake arrest warrants from him.

Rainwater floods Lahore airport lounges


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Reported in Jang (August 22, 2015) rain water inundated the passenger lounges at the Lahore Airport because the sewage system had been blocked for a month.

Beggar gives out alms after NA-122 verdict


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According to Nawa-e-Waqt (August 23, 2015) an 80-year-old beggar in Sangla Hill gave away Rs 40,000 to women and children to celebrate an election tribunal’s decision to cancel the results of the polls in the NA-122 constituency.

Pickpocket targets PML-N leader


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According to Express (August 23, 2015) someone picked PML-N leader Pervez Malik’s pocket outside the election commission office where he was waiting for the election tribunal to announce its decision on the poll in the NA-122 constituency in Lahore.

Mission impossible in Rahim Yar Khan 


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Police arrested a 17-year-old boy from the runway of the Rahim Yar Khan airport and seized a bag containing knives, scissors, lighters, a calculator, a pack of candles, a key, a burner, maps of Pakistan and the world, two handkerchiefs, a pair of gloves, and one pair of clothes, Express reports (August 24, 2015). He had failed his Class-9 exam and decided to run away to America after being scolded by his parents, the boy and his family told the police.

I was a better cricketer than Imran: Pervaiz Khattak


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Quoted in Nawa-e-Waqt (August 25, 2015) Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister Pervaiz Khattak said he was a better cricketer than Imran Khan when he was young (jawani main). Imran Khan was my fan, he said. Now I am his fan.

Meera challenges Mahira Khan to acting duel


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Express says (August 26, 2015) film star Meera has challenged Mahira Khan to an acting duel. Meera said a lobby in Karachi wanted to make Mahira a superstar, but she does not even know the ABC of acting.

Prime minister takes a stroll in Kazakhstan


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Saleh Zafir reports in Jang (August 26, 2015) Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif gave a pleasant surprise (khushgawar hairat) to the people of Astana, the capital of Kazakhstan, when they saw him taking a stroll (sarrak peh chehel qadmi) without security protocol. He walked four kilometers in 40 minutes, and was accompanied by his aides. Enjoying the cool wind, he said he hoped there will be similar peace and progress in Pakistan.