Q1: Lady Museebath, one of my cousins is an insufferable idiot. He insists on speaking to me using the biggest English words he can find. I am convinced he reads the dictionary and then pretends to be oh-so-intelligent. How can I call him out on this infuriating behaviour of his?
Ah, yes we all have that one cousin who insists on being such an obnoxious bore don’t we? For their birthday buy a thesaurus and add a note saying ‘Might help your communication skills since no one understands you xx.’
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Q2: Lady Museebath, my wife refuses to use a vacuum cleaner, preferring the traditional jharoo for cleaning. I keep complaining to her to use the vaccum but she says it’s of no use to her as shes the one who does the cleaning and she wants to use whatever she wants. How can I convince her to switch over?
I actually agree with you. She should use the vaccum. It’ll help drown out the noise coming out from your mouth.
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Q3: Lady Museebath, I have a neighbour who keeps throwing his trash onto our side of the road. I am sick of it. It is a festering mountain of rubbish and I cannot understand why he cannot keep his trash outside his gate on his side of the road.
Oh dear this is very bad. Scoop it up and dump it into their garden.