Faizabad Dharna 2014: “Disgusting beggars, Nawaz & Co! Always begging Saudi Arabia for handouts. I feel shame, shame, shame.”
Government of Pakistan, Islamabad, 2018: “Congratulations, all! We’ve got a handout from Saudi Arabia. I feel pride, pride, pride.”
Faizabad Dharna 2014: “Disgusting beggars, Nawaz & Co! Always begging the UAE for handouts. I feel shame, shame, shame.”
Government of Pakistan, Islamabad, 2018: “Congratulations, all! We’ve got a handout from the UAE. I feel pride, pride, pride.”
Faizabad Dharna 2014: “Disgusting beggars, Nawaz & Co! Always asking the IMF for handouts. I feel shame, shame, shame.”
Government of Pakistan, Islamabad, 2019: “Congratulations, all! We’re getting a handout from the IMF. I feel pride, pride, pride.”
Above are some of my majorly wonderful U-Turns, which as you know is the mark of a truly great leader. If Hitler had taken a U-Turn on his way to Moscow, he wouldn’t have lost World War II. He would then have been Emperor of the World, replacing the British Empire and its successor American Empire. We would all have been speaking German, not English. I would’ve gone from Aitchison to Heidelberg University on a football scholarship and spent my salad days in Berlin with Princess Beatrix von Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Heidi Klum, Kirsten Dunst and Claudia Schiffer instead of in London with Emma Sergeant, Susannah Constantine, Sita White and Jemima Goldsmith. My inspiration today would’ve been Angela Merkel (old hag though she is) instead of Prince Charles.
Apart from this, I have two important messages to give. One is to the Supreme Court which needs to demonstrate again as it did in the days of Baba Rahmata that it is supreme. It needs to declare all the judgments of Qazi Faez Isa null and void. I know a lot about voids since a very large one is in my head.
My other message is an extremely urgent one to all citizens of Pakistan:
Nawaz, Nawaz, Nawaz, Shahbaz, Shahbaz, Shahbaz, Zardari, Zardari, Zardari, corruption, corruption, corruption, blah, blah, blah.
Government of Pakistan, Islamabad, 2018: “Congratulations, all! We’ve got a handout from Saudi Arabia. I feel pride, pride, pride.”
Faizabad Dharna 2014: “Disgusting beggars, Nawaz & Co! Always begging the UAE for handouts. I feel shame, shame, shame.”
Government of Pakistan, Islamabad, 2018: “Congratulations, all! We’ve got a handout from the UAE. I feel pride, pride, pride.”
Faizabad Dharna 2014: “Disgusting beggars, Nawaz & Co! Always asking the IMF for handouts. I feel shame, shame, shame.”
Government of Pakistan, Islamabad, 2019: “Congratulations, all! We’re getting a handout from the IMF. I feel pride, pride, pride.”
Above are some of my majorly wonderful U-Turns, which as you know is the mark of a truly great leader. If Hitler had taken a U-Turn on his way to Moscow, he wouldn’t have lost World War II. He would then have been Emperor of the World, replacing the British Empire and its successor American Empire. We would all have been speaking German, not English. I would’ve gone from Aitchison to Heidelberg University on a football scholarship and spent my salad days in Berlin with Princess Beatrix von Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Heidi Klum, Kirsten Dunst and Claudia Schiffer instead of in London with Emma Sergeant, Susannah Constantine, Sita White and Jemima Goldsmith. My inspiration today would’ve been Angela Merkel (old hag though she is) instead of Prince Charles.
Apart from this, I have two important messages to give. One is to the Supreme Court which needs to demonstrate again as it did in the days of Baba Rahmata that it is supreme. It needs to declare all the judgments of Qazi Faez Isa null and void. I know a lot about voids since a very large one is in my head.
My other message is an extremely urgent one to all citizens of Pakistan:
Nawaz, Nawaz, Nawaz, Shahbaz, Shahbaz, Shahbaz, Zardari, Zardari, Zardari, corruption, corruption, corruption, blah, blah, blah.
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