Such Gup

Such Gup

Done away with

We hear all the terrorists who mounted the barbarous attack on Peshawar’s Army Public School in December last year, were apprehended courtesy of President Ashraf Ghani’s Afghan government. The terrorists killed 141 people including students and teachers, at APS on December 16. Informed sources say that all the terrorists were “done away with” soon after they were caught.

Lost touch

Our mole reports that The Great Khan’s stand-off with his family continues, in part because of his indifferent attitude to filial obligations. It’s no secret that his four sisters were not in favour of his marriage to our current bhabi, but that’s water under the bridge. A close relative spoke recently of The Khan’s absence at a first cousin’s funeral, and said that he’d spent such a long time in the West that he’d lost touch with our cultural ethos.


Everyone says The Man of Steel’s Dar-ling has boundless power but even his writ has limitations, as he recently discovered. We hear he complained to General Bobby about the fact that unbeknownst to him, the Invisible Soldiers Inc. were able to infiltrate his ministry to try and move an application making the money laundering law applicable with retrospective effect. If successful, this would have meant its application on the Ayyan Ali dollar smuggling case. Looks like The Man of Steel’s “arrangement” with Hubby is unraveling.