Ittefaq Nama: Taliban's Hidden Hands

Ittefaq Nama: Taliban's Hidden Hands
Meray aziz humwatno, you think return of Taliban to Kabul is a hysteric day, hain ji? You’re saying thanks God they have become rulers for second time, hain ji?  You think it is hysteric achievement because they have won all by themselves, without the crotch of any hidden halpers, hain ji? Well, let me to tell you – you are wrong. Time will tell. Then you will see. You will see all the hidden hands also.

Now Taliban are telling fibulas – pack of lies – that they will not harm opposition, they will not stop women from working, that they will respect rights. At same time they are making morbids – high offers to their aiders and abetters to help them achieve total power. These people are looking at bio data of many candidates for the most impotent jobs in government. To begin with, they will be good buoys; they will offer the moon and the dollars previous regime has left in vaults. They will pay day workers good day rates and night workers good nitrates. They will also make alliances with China and Russia. China wants the minerals that are in the bottom of Afghanistan. I heard they asked a Russian oilygarch to come and take over carporations built by Americans. But poor thing, he was not used to heat and dust of Afghanistan and dirty food at airport. As soon as he got off plane, he had Afghani pulao in lounge and developed terminal illness which is getting sick in an airport. He began to vomit and then he became outpatient, one who faints. From there only he had to be sent back to Russia.

You wait and see meray aziz humwatno. For their coalition cabinet, Taliban will buy expansive eyeglasses from designer brands. They will give to their coalition partners to wear and if they disagree with them in cabinet meetings they will return the glasses, telling shopkeeper, “we are returning these expansive glasses we got for our coalition partners. They are still not seeing things our way.”

NS