Diary of a Social Butterfly

Diary of a Social Butterfly
Haw what’s happened to judges? Just look at them. They’ve become so mean. Giving death penalty to Musharraf. What the hell, yaar? He’s sitting in Dubai in his own nice big flat minding his own business. What’s he done to anyone? Not like Zaradari who’s so naughty that he has to be banged up in jail. Or like Nawaz or Maryam or Rana Sanaullah or Shahid Khaqan Abbasi. Whatever you say, I don’t think so it looks nice. Not when it’s done to an army General. In any case who’s anyone to judge them, haan? I mean nobody even did choon when we lost Allah bakhshay East Pakistan. And it looks ungrateful. After all, they’re working so hard all the time, doing not just their jobs but everyone else’s also. It’s not easy you know being soldiers and Presidents and Ambassadors and bakers and real estate dealers and Corn Flakes makers all at the same time. They barely get time to sleep or enjoy or play golf even. No, it doesn’t look right.

No wonders General Ghafoor was forced to go on Twitter and talk about his ‘pain and anguish.’ Naturally he feels betrayed. If you ask me every General should have peaceful retirement on his own ranch in Taxes US or his mansion in Australia or his villa in Dubai if that’s what he likes. They deserve it baba. If it wasn’t for them who would keep us safe, haan? From outsiders and from ourselves also? I tau say Musharraf should be left alone.

And judge should mind his own business. And lawyers ko tau dekho! Running around with dandas and beating up hospital patients and doctors. They’ve become such goondas, honestly. The other day Aunty Pussy said she wanted to speak to a lawyer about some property work. I said to her, I said, ‘Aunty be careful, okay? Take a body guard with you in case the lawyer beats you up. I mean if Gen Mush can be treated like this tau you Aunty Pussy are reddish from which field, haan?’