Ahlan wa sahlan, meray aziz humwatno, from Holy Land. Ahlan wa sahlan and aloo ka saalan that judges and JIT are cooking in Pakistan. Look at! Dekho zara. All these 1990s stories that are past and closed transactions. Politicians are always under scrutiny – no one else, hain ji? As I said to Bill Gate when I met him: “Corruption, corruption, what is corruption? Even your Windows get corrupted, hain ji?” He was speechless, like Indian cricket team and indeed whole world when we won the ICC Championship 2017.
Mobarak, mobarak! What a nice! And after such a long time. As you can see on front page of this newspaper, Imran Khan’s 1992 World Cup shop is going to close. Vaisay, in our happiness, we should not be nasty to Indian cricketers, however I am collecting jokes about them with great joy!
Dhoni’s mother: beta market say sabji lay aa.
Dhoni: Par Ma, hum match haar gaye na, to log bahut gussay mein hain.
Mother: Meri sari pehen kar sabji lay aa. Koi naheen pehchanay ga.
Dhoni (bobbing his head): ok ok.
Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.
A girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni: Teray ko kaisay pata chala ki mein Dhoni hoon?
Girl: Abbay, mein Kohli hoon!
Ahahahahahaha! How sweet is wicktory, hain ji? I sent message to Muhammad Amir that when you take so many important wickets, it’s called great WICKTORY! Like wickets lenay ki factory, hain ji?
And what bad taste these baap jokes, started by Rishi Kapoor. Well, now we have answer. Happy Father’s Day India!
Kohli to Mother: Ma, plate mein chai kyun pee rahi ho?
Mother: Beta, cup to tera baap lay gaya!
Also I have heard that Indian team has made a deciyion. They will not allow Fakhar Zaman to score 120 again. How? They will decide to bat fust and be all out for 119, heheheheh!
Regard, NS (meaning: please regard me!)
Mobarak, mobarak! What a nice! And after such a long time. As you can see on front page of this newspaper, Imran Khan’s 1992 World Cup shop is going to close. Vaisay, in our happiness, we should not be nasty to Indian cricketers, however I am collecting jokes about them with great joy!
Dhoni’s mother: beta market say sabji lay aa.
Dhoni: Par Ma, hum match haar gaye na, to log bahut gussay mein hain.
Mother: Meri sari pehen kar sabji lay aa. Koi naheen pehchanay ga.
Dhoni (bobbing his head): ok ok.
Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.
A girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni: Teray ko kaisay pata chala ki mein Dhoni hoon?
Girl: Abbay, mein Kohli hoon!
Ahahahahahaha! How sweet is wicktory, hain ji? I sent message to Muhammad Amir that when you take so many important wickets, it’s called great WICKTORY! Like wickets lenay ki factory, hain ji?
And what bad taste these baap jokes, started by Rishi Kapoor. Well, now we have answer. Happy Father’s Day India!
Kohli to Mother: Ma, plate mein chai kyun pee rahi ho?
Mother: Beta, cup to tera baap lay gaya!
Also I have heard that Indian team has made a deciyion. They will not allow Fakhar Zaman to score 120 again. How? They will decide to bat fust and be all out for 119, heheheheh!
Regard, NS (meaning: please regard me!)