Munchen Davos und das Deutsch
Our mole in Isbad’s “dip” place says that the visiting Herr Fremd Offiziell von Deutschland invited Herr Munchen Davos von Pachtuen Tauefuzz Moefmunt to meet him at the embassy. Apparently, Munchen was stopped at the entrance to the dip place and told he couldn’t proceed. He protested, saying he had an invitation. He was then told that the number plate on his car said “Applied For” and that it was not in order, so he couldn’t proceed. Our mole says Munchen then informed his hosts who sent out an official to escort him through. That too failed and per force, Munchen turned back.
But Herr Fremd Offiziel von Deutschland, rumour has it, was displeased and sent his car to fetch Her Munchen Davos, which is how the latter finally made it to his meeting.
Yet more dirt
Petrified at the thought that The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro’s moves might finally be coming to fruition, The Great Khan’s henchmen are trying to dig up yet more dirt on Bro. We hear they plan to trot it out before long. Apparently, an approver has been found who is being readied to appear on prime time television and “confess all” in exchange for immunity from prosecution. Our mole says this has to do with how some funds found their way to Her Majesty’s realm.
Takht Lahore
Various machinations are afoot in the current war for Takht Lahore. One of the plans has to do with Mr Bean’s lookalike who has been in a deep sulk since the elections and has been in hibernation ever since. Rumour has it that there will soon be some sightings of this elusive being, since he is being readied for the top slot, provided he joins The Great Khan’s horde.