I still have jsoos friends in Salamabad. They say that before na-mloom afraad abducted journalist Matiullah Jan, they snatched Ali Amin Gandapur off the street. Na-mloom’s later apologized and said it was unfartunate because they’d been given description of culprit as “long haired”, “suspicious looking” and “useless chracter” lurrking around “corridors of power”.
While they were abducting Gandapur, he kept screaming, “I AM ALI AMIN GANDAPUR! MINISTER FOR KASHMIR AFFAIRS AND GILGIT BALTISTAN!” Had of na-mloom’s slapped and pushed him and shouted back, “AND I AM LATE MADAME NOOR JAHAN, MINISTER OF HEAVENLY AFFAIRS AND GHAZALISTAN!” Despite screaming Gandapur, na-mlooms loaded him in car and sped off to undisclosed location. One hour later they got call saying, “Oye, stuppids! Matiullah Jan is still roaming around Islamabad!”
They dumped Gandapur and started searching for Mati again. Then they spotted another long-haired, suspicious looking, useless chracter and began to abduct him. He screamed, “I AM ZARTAJ GUL! MINISTER FOR CLIMATE CHANGE!” Had of na-mloom’s slapped and shoved her and shouted back, “AND I AM ERTUGRUL! MINISTER FOR COMPLETE CHANGE!” Despite screaming Zartaj Gul, na-mlooms loaded her in car and sped off to undisclosed location. One hour later they got call, “Oye, stuppids! Matiullah Jan is still roaming around Islamabad!”
They dumped Zartaj Gul and started searching for Mati again. Then they spotted another long-haired, suspicious looking, useless chracter and began to abduct him. He screamed, “I AM SHIRIN MAZARI! MINISTER FOR HUMAN RIGHTS!” Had of na-mloom’s slapped and shoved her and shouted back, “AND I AM HALAKU KHAN! MINISTER FOR HUMAN FIGHTS!” Despite screaming Mazari, na-mlooms loaded her in car and sped off to undisclosed location. One hour later they got call, “Oye stuppids! Matiullah Jan is still roaming around Islamabad!” Then they dumped Mazari and started searching for Mati again.
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While they were abducting Gandapur, he kept screaming, “I AM ALI AMIN GANDAPUR! MINISTER FOR KASHMIR AFFAIRS AND GILGIT BALTISTAN!” Had of na-mloom’s slapped and pushed him and shouted back, “AND I AM LATE MADAME NOOR JAHAN, MINISTER OF HEAVENLY AFFAIRS AND GHAZALISTAN!” Despite screaming Gandapur, na-mlooms loaded him in car and sped off to undisclosed location. One hour later they got call saying, “Oye, stuppids! Matiullah Jan is still roaming around Islamabad!”
They dumped Gandapur and started searching for Mati again. Then they spotted another long-haired, suspicious looking, useless chracter and began to abduct him. He screamed, “I AM ZARTAJ GUL! MINISTER FOR CLIMATE CHANGE!” Had of na-mloom’s slapped and shoved her and shouted back, “AND I AM ERTUGRUL! MINISTER FOR COMPLETE CHANGE!” Despite screaming Zartaj Gul, na-mlooms loaded her in car and sped off to undisclosed location. One hour later they got call, “Oye, stuppids! Matiullah Jan is still roaming around Islamabad!”
They dumped Zartaj Gul and started searching for Mati again. Then they spotted another long-haired, suspicious looking, useless chracter and began to abduct him. He screamed, “I AM SHIRIN MAZARI! MINISTER FOR HUMAN RIGHTS!” Had of na-mloom’s slapped and shoved her and shouted back, “AND I AM HALAKU KHAN! MINISTER FOR HUMAN FIGHTS!” Despite screaming Mazari, na-mlooms loaded her in car and sped off to undisclosed location. One hour later they got call, “Oye stuppids! Matiullah Jan is still roaming around Islamabad!” Then they dumped Mazari and started searching for Mati again.
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