That prat
For a premier who constantly raves and rants about corruption, it’s surprising that he can’t see what’s happening right under his nose. And we’re not talking about Her Holiness & Co. One of The Great Khan’s favourites, that prat MS, has had his hand in the till for all these three and a half miserable years. Not just him but apparently his pater too. They then proceeded to fall out over the considerable proceeds of graft and greed. We hear MS decided to strike out on his own, and left the family home. Whereupon pater, newly enriched, left his disabled wife of decades and embarked upon a fresh liaison. He too left the clan’s abode, we hear. The sad outcome of all this is that the poor lady, ill and ageing has been left bereft and all alone. Worse, no one now picks up the tab for her expenses, say those in the know.
Open secret
It’s an open secret that a VONC has also been prepared against Bozo The Clown at Takht Lahore. It has been signed and sealed and is ready to be launched but the one who Speaks is sitting on it, awaiting “orders”. Whether those orders come from the usual suspects or the political opposition is unclear at the moment. Meanwhile, Bozo has been busy clearing out his office; we’ve heard of “sensitive” files being packed and loaded on to vans heading for unknown destinations.
Deal with it
Sources say it’s not business as usual at the spooks’ HQ. Nowadays, we hear the head honcho plays strictly by the book and has made it clear to The Great Khan that if he wants to meet him, it has to be official, via the written word and that no informal chats in Bunny Gala are possible any longer. Our mole says The Great Khan has complained to No 1 that he finds the new head honcho’s attitude “disconcerting” because after all, he’s not used to being “abandoned” to clean up his own mess. No 1 has apparently shrugged his shoulders and told The Great Khan to “deal with it”.