May the Almighty lift Mossack Fonseca – Ya Allah iss Mossack Fonseca ko utha lay! May Allah destroy all these Panama Papers – Ya Allah in Panama Papers ko tabah kar day! When this horrible chapter will and? When those days will return of watching tally viyion munching almonds and assaulted nuts? When I will sleep wary well again? When Imran Khan will revert to zero status again, unda, zero bata zero? These days I think Faujis are trying to take the unda and make an omelette for Imran Khan.
And Pipliyas have joined him also – but half-heartedly. Because they are knowing that they can also have expoyure in next leaks. Thanks God Maulana Fazulurrahman is quite. It is all brilliance of Shbaz Saab. Because when this storm broke, Shbaz Saab gave me great advice and neutralized Maulana. One night, I was tossing and turning, trying to sleep when I woke with start and heard “knock knock”. “Who’s there?” I asked. “Doris”. “Doris who?” I asked. “Door is locked. I can’t come in”. “Ok”, I said, “say ‘knock knock’ again”. “Knock knock”. “Who’s there?” I asked. “A door,” a voice said. “A door who?” I asked. “Adorable me”, Shbaz Saab said and bust into room with big smile. “I have a great idea. We must at least keep Maulana silent. Why don’t you call him and offer him a BMW?” “Why not Mercedes?” I asked. “Because, bhaijan, Maulana can only spell BMW”.
Having accepted this brilliant advice, I then slapt wary well. Except that I had terrible nightmare. I dreamt I am diver and going 20 feet below sea level. I am seeing another guy at same depth with no scuba gear. I go down further 10 feet, and the guy joins me a mint later. I dive 15 more feet, and again the guy is there. I take out waterproof pad and pincil and write, “how you are able to stay this deep without equipment?” I ask. The man takes my pad and pincil and writes, “I’m drowning, stupid!” Then I woke up in cold sweat.
Allah hafiz
And Pipliyas have joined him also – but half-heartedly. Because they are knowing that they can also have expoyure in next leaks. Thanks God Maulana Fazulurrahman is quite. It is all brilliance of Shbaz Saab. Because when this storm broke, Shbaz Saab gave me great advice and neutralized Maulana. One night, I was tossing and turning, trying to sleep when I woke with start and heard “knock knock”. “Who’s there?” I asked. “Doris”. “Doris who?” I asked. “Door is locked. I can’t come in”. “Ok”, I said, “say ‘knock knock’ again”. “Knock knock”. “Who’s there?” I asked. “A door,” a voice said. “A door who?” I asked. “Adorable me”, Shbaz Saab said and bust into room with big smile. “I have a great idea. We must at least keep Maulana silent. Why don’t you call him and offer him a BMW?” “Why not Mercedes?” I asked. “Because, bhaijan, Maulana can only spell BMW”.
Having accepted this brilliant advice, I then slapt wary well. Except that I had terrible nightmare. I dreamt I am diver and going 20 feet below sea level. I am seeing another guy at same depth with no scuba gear. I go down further 10 feet, and the guy joins me a mint later. I dive 15 more feet, and again the guy is there. I take out waterproof pad and pincil and write, “how you are able to stay this deep without equipment?” I ask. The man takes my pad and pincil and writes, “I’m drowning, stupid!” Then I woke up in cold sweat.
Allah hafiz
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