Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
You have seen haw much I am loved. Still. It is proofed to me in every Zoom call with my Party. Dar Saab sets up the Zoom meetings; you know he is genius. Yesterday, I also tried to do it. I I called Shbaz Saab on WhatsApp and said, “I can’t open window”. He said, “use little bit of oil, Bhaijan”. I used it. Then I called him again, “Now I can’t even open laptop”. Ufff, he said, which window, Bhaijan? I said, “Windows 7, Shbaz Saab”.  Luckily, then Dar Saab came and all was well. All’s well that ends in a well.

In my spare time, I am writing poetry. Here is sample:

Hotness is finished and it is here the pala,

Now can you tell me mujhe kyun nikala?

People adore me, I am leader Mashallah

But you must tell me kay mujhe kyun nikala

Lights are out and there is no gala

Pakistan needs me, mujhe kyun nikala!

Where should I go? Peru or Guatemala?

For you have not told me, mujhe kyun nikala

In Latin American a goat is impala

Why oh why, mujhe kyun nikala

And in China a beer is cute little koala

Tell it to me now, muje kyun nikala

Tears will stop of weeping Himala

When you tell me kay mujhe kyun nikala!

Party mimbers broke into applause. Wazir-e-Azam – Nwaz Sharif, they all chanted. Lastly I asked them, is my question ever going to be answered or will it become one of the great mysteries of life like the following:

  1. Do twins realize that one of them is unplanned?

  2. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

  3. Why is the latter W in English called Double U and not Double V?

  4. Why in olden times everyone had horses and only rich had cars and today everyone has cars and only rich have horses?

  5. How do we find out that some animals might need glasses?

Hain ji?