Nawazangers Unite!

Who says Shehzad Ghias is not a loyalist?

Nawazangers Unite!
Nawaz Sharif appeared before the JIT and his loyal Nawazangers were out in force in support of their Supreme Leader. Senator Mushahidullah Khan, that NSFW (not safe for work) Youtube star, said that was the first time a Prime Minister and his family presented themselves for accountability.

I completely agree with the senator. No political family has suffered more than the Sharifs in the history of Pakistan. No Prime Minister was held accountable by the law before the charges were even proved. No political leader was made to bear worse conditions. I second Khawaja Asif, for Nawaz Sharif has set an example for political leaders by showing up at all!

Have you not seen the video of Hussain Nawaz running out of breath after walking for 2 minutes in London? How can you expect him to not be cuddled by peacocks in the garden of Eden for more than two hours? TWO HOURS?

Rana Sanaullah is right when he says leaking a picture of Hussain Nawaz sitting down on a normal chair was an attempt to malign the Sharif family. Any attempts to show that the Sharif family sits on anything but thrones is insulting! Hussain Nawaz cannot be made to weight. If he ever was, he would start getting worried about things like BMI.

Hussain Nawaz, battle-ready


Hussain Nawaz is a man of God, which is why all his businesses are in Saudi Arabia. He is such a charitable man that he is barely worth a billion. Even Nawaz Sharif has become so poor lately – his declared net worth has fallen by millions in the last three years!

The cynical democracy-haters amongst you might say that is because the income that he is actually declaring is decreasing but hey look how pretty Bani Gala is – y u no go after Immy?

Mr. Nawaz Sharif does not need money to live. He survives on the love of the people – and the Toyota Land Cruiser gifted to him by an unspecified individual. If people did not love him, why would they give him a Land Cruiser? Not like he did not have two Mercedes already.
Mr. Nawaz Sharif does not need money to live. He survives on the love of the people

The poor man still lives in his mother’s house. It must surely be these “unseen” elements conspiring against our poor 67-year-old Prime Minister. If he really did have billions, why would he still live with his Mother?

Obviously Senator Mushahidullah Khan thinks unseen elements are anti-Islamic. Nawaz Sharif’s businesses are fully Islamic – why else would he get along so famously with the Saudis?

Rana Sanaullah is right when he says the champions of accountability have transgressed their authority. They are now going after our country, our religion and our cricket team. Could they be Virat Kohli in disguise?

PML-N leaders would never stoop this low. In fact, they are always active on Twitter respecting women, provided that woman is Maryam Nawaz Sharif. With that taken care of, one is free to refer to women as “tractor trolley” or other vehicles – because PML-N leaders are exactly the people who should be body-shaming someone!

Abid Sher Ali - who you don't mess with!


The PML-N will never accept a formula minus Nawaz. Not with such loyalists still around. Take Abid Sher Ali, for instance. He literally has the symbol of the party as his middle name and even he won’t accept anybody but Nawaz.

We’re all Nawaz lovers and we are proud of it. You can try to silence one Nehal Hashmi but you cannot shut up an entire party full of people whose livelihood depends on Nawaz Sharif staying Prime Minister. Like good Pakistani political figures, they will all continue to love and support Nawaz Sharif till death – or at least till another political leader offers them a seat and a lot of money.