You remember Miss Shumaila, na? That do number type secretary wife of Jonkers who ran away three months after the wedding with Aunty Pussy’s hairlooms? Same one who’s now married to a retired pehelwan who wears white shoes and three gold chains and runs a big tandoori called Meaty Matters in Dubai? Remember? Well, you know who she reminds me of? Meghan Market. Ji haan. Prince Hairy’s fitna wife. Meghan and Miss Shumaila they are two bees in a pod.
Okay Meghan ran off without taking Queen’s hairlooms but honestly what a big fasaad that chaaloo cheez has created in the royal family. Wants to take that fool, that layee lug Harry to Canada and flock his royal bagground to make billions. What a greedy vaisay. Poor Queen. Her nose has been cut. Aunty Pussy is feeling for her so much, kay bus. ‘Only I know what chhurris must be chaloing on her heart,’ she sighed.
Bhai I tau say khandanipun always shows. Take Kate only. She may not be a landed Oxen like Janoo – I think so her father is karobari type only – but she’s so decent. Wearing her nice, nice frocks on her thin, thin body and smiling, smiling all the time. And just between us, I hear that gunja William, oopar say he looks so bore and shareef but inside he’s a real tharki type with girl friends on the sides. But majaal hai that Kate should complain? And take Meghan! Not married for two minutes and already whining that newspapers said this and William said that and falaana did this and dhamkana did that. Oho baba, you think marrying princes and wearing tiaras comes for free? Haan?
Kulchoo disagrees. Uss ka tau kaam hi yay hai. He says Brits have been racist to Meghan. ‘She’s the racist,’ I said. ‘She started a race with Kate to see kay who’s prettier and who’s more popular. Who asked her to do competition, haan? Thanks God, Diana marhooma is not here to see how this do takkay ki actress has befooled her poor bonga Hairy.
Okay Meghan ran off without taking Queen’s hairlooms but honestly what a big fasaad that chaaloo cheez has created in the royal family. Wants to take that fool, that layee lug Harry to Canada and flock his royal bagground to make billions. What a greedy vaisay. Poor Queen. Her nose has been cut. Aunty Pussy is feeling for her so much, kay bus. ‘Only I know what chhurris must be chaloing on her heart,’ she sighed.
Bhai I tau say khandanipun always shows. Take Kate only. She may not be a landed Oxen like Janoo – I think so her father is karobari type only – but she’s so decent. Wearing her nice, nice frocks on her thin, thin body and smiling, smiling all the time. And just between us, I hear that gunja William, oopar say he looks so bore and shareef but inside he’s a real tharki type with girl friends on the sides. But majaal hai that Kate should complain? And take Meghan! Not married for two minutes and already whining that newspapers said this and William said that and falaana did this and dhamkana did that. Oho baba, you think marrying princes and wearing tiaras comes for free? Haan?
Kulchoo disagrees. Uss ka tau kaam hi yay hai. He says Brits have been racist to Meghan. ‘She’s the racist,’ I said. ‘She started a race with Kate to see kay who’s prettier and who’s more popular. Who asked her to do competition, haan? Thanks God, Diana marhooma is not here to see how this do takkay ki actress has befooled her poor bonga Hairy.