Takht Lahore Part II
We all know that The Great Khan visited Takht Lahore last week and didn’t bother to meet up with Chory Shuj of Guj or his kinsman. The latter has been a lynchpin in the smooth functioning of the regional regime from the very beginning of this production. The snub did not go undetected; it was a nail in the coffin of the alliance nourished by The Boyz. At the very least, Chory Shuj of Guj, recently returned to the homeland after a protracted illness, expected a goodwill visit. When he mentioned this to an associate of Billy The Kid, he was told that The Great Khan had to date never condoled with Billy for the tragic assassination of his late and great mother. Confidants of The Khan say he was peeved with the Chories for giving The Man of Steel’s nephew, Leader of the Takht Lahore Opposition, his constitutional right to attend Assembly sessions whilst being in custody, and that Nephew calls on Chory’s kinsman in his chamber and is received with courtesy.
Right royal saga
Here’s the latest on the royal saga. Apparently, Prince Charles was devastated at the surprise announcement from his son Harry and his wife Meghan that they would be “part time royals”, relocating to Canada. Prince Charles and the Queen rejected this, thinking Harry and Meghan “wanted to have their cake and eat it too”, because there was money to be made in a celebrity career in North America while exploiting royal connections. Their estimated future earnings marketing the “Sussex Royal” brand for commercial ventures, were $500 million. But now in Canada, Harry is having a difficult time with the paparazzi trailing his every move. He cannot share his conflicted emotions with his father or brother, having fallen out with both. As it was, neither prince was keen to take part in the events celebrating Prince Charles’ 70th birthday. Sadly, it all goes back to the beginning. The mismatch between Charles and Diana has spawned great unhappiness.