Britain has left European Union and now Scotland will leaf Britain, and Ireland will leaf Britain, and then little England will be left all alone in this big bad world. Hain ji? But I have a solution. Scotland voted to stay in EU, London also voted to stay in EU. They should make new country Scotlond. Hain ji? But why elders voted to get out of EU, when theirs has passed – unki to guzar gayee. Youngsters voted to stay in EU and now they are very angry. They were never polite to their elders in any case. In future, they won’t even give up their seats in the bus for elders.
Vaisay, original Brexit was the United States of America leaving Britain. And then India and Pakistan leaving Britain also. Followed by Rhodesia and all other clooneys. I think so George’s family was from some Clooney.
Pond has also crashed. It is almost like Rupee. Poor Britishers. India and Pakistan should stop asking for the Kohinoor diamond back. Maybe they’ll sell it to Emir of Qatar, like Harrods which is going to be renamed Harabs. But anyways, what’s to me if Britain remains in EU or not.
Only consolation is that we are not the only ones with trademark on stupidity. Britishers have turned out to be more stuppid than us. Soon Americans are also going to proof their stupidity by electing Trump. Vaisay, have you noticed that Trump and British leader of Brexit Boris Johnson both look like Dennis the Menace? And they both have mop of yallow hair like Dennis. I swear I am not jallous of their hair but don’t they have too much?
Haw sweet! So many people have come from beloved Lahore to wish me. Two Butt brothers, they bought me Eid gift. They said it is antique, bought from Portobello Road. A big black phoon like the one in olden days that used to be in drang room. They said it is “nayaab”, and very very rare. “Thanks” I said, “but you shouldn’t have”. “It’s from Mughal times”, said Butt. “Did they have phoons in Mughal times?” I asked. “No they didn’t Mian Saab”, Butt said, “that’s what makes this one so rare”.
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Vaisay, original Brexit was the United States of America leaving Britain. And then India and Pakistan leaving Britain also. Followed by Rhodesia and all other clooneys. I think so George’s family was from some Clooney.
Pond has also crashed. It is almost like Rupee. Poor Britishers. India and Pakistan should stop asking for the Kohinoor diamond back. Maybe they’ll sell it to Emir of Qatar, like Harrods which is going to be renamed Harabs. But anyways, what’s to me if Britain remains in EU or not.
Only consolation is that we are not the only ones with trademark on stupidity. Britishers have turned out to be more stuppid than us. Soon Americans are also going to proof their stupidity by electing Trump. Vaisay, have you noticed that Trump and British leader of Brexit Boris Johnson both look like Dennis the Menace? And they both have mop of yallow hair like Dennis. I swear I am not jallous of their hair but don’t they have too much?
Haw sweet! So many people have come from beloved Lahore to wish me. Two Butt brothers, they bought me Eid gift. They said it is antique, bought from Portobello Road. A big black phoon like the one in olden days that used to be in drang room. They said it is “nayaab”, and very very rare. “Thanks” I said, “but you shouldn’t have”. “It’s from Mughal times”, said Butt. “Did they have phoons in Mughal times?” I asked. “No they didn’t Mian Saab”, Butt said, “that’s what makes this one so rare”.
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