Now that elections are near, we are on champagne trail. Everywhere there are huge crowds, sea of humanity and populanity and sloganity. We are doing huge jalsas. Bigger and batter than Imran Khan. I have made Shbaz Saab my hair apparent.
But on two counts there is great sorrow. Fust, poor Sridevi has gone to meet her Maker. What a heroine she used to be! No lass than Madhuri, who was my favourite. What a nice! In fillum “Lamhe”, Sridevi did excellent number on “Chhan Chhan Chooriya, chhanak gayeen …” apposite Anil Kapoor.
On other count, in Italy, they turned Colosseum red to protest our treatment of minorities, especially Christians. What a shame for us! Pope was there also, in the protest, although he should have been travelling because I’ve heard he is a Roaming Catholic.
Pope is basically Italian. Italians are also too much. You can tell them from a mile by their names - Giorgio Armani, Amedeo Modigliani, Andrea Bragnani. Modi Saab tells me many of them are now living in Mumbai - Anil Vasvani, Aditya Shivdesani, Ram Jethmalani, Mukesh Ambani. I said there are many Italians living in Pindi also - Kyomenoo Satani, Maghron Lathjani, Sharam Naheen Ani, Abhi Marjani, Nirri Pareshani, and many others.
As new and lifelong Quaid of Pakistan Muslim League Enn, I have decided that in next jalsa I will speak in Arabic so that judges cannot understand: “Al-exander Sani is still here, never fear. Do not be Al-ienated or Al-Gicidal that I have passed mantle to Al-Shbaz Saab. I will Al-chemize Al-l of you and you will become Al-abaster. Do not belief in Al-armism of Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. He is Al-legedly Al-batross and Al-kaline. Give us two-thirds majority in Al-Parlimaan so that once again, I, Al-truistic and Al-uminium Al-lopath can be your Al-King, hain ji?”
Masses will broke into thunderous applause and shout slogans of “Al-ack” and “Al-as”. Overjoyed, I will continue: “Al-arm yourselves, because we are coming. Do not vote for Al-oof and Al-amnus of Aitchison College who is Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. Vote for Al-lotter of lands and Al-msgiver, fair as Al-bino, Al-luring and with Al-acrity. Al-vida, kafela!”
But on two counts there is great sorrow. Fust, poor Sridevi has gone to meet her Maker. What a heroine she used to be! No lass than Madhuri, who was my favourite. What a nice! In fillum “Lamhe”, Sridevi did excellent number on “Chhan Chhan Chooriya, chhanak gayeen …” apposite Anil Kapoor.
On other count, in Italy, they turned Colosseum red to protest our treatment of minorities, especially Christians. What a shame for us! Pope was there also, in the protest, although he should have been travelling because I’ve heard he is a Roaming Catholic.
Pope is basically Italian. Italians are also too much. You can tell them from a mile by their names - Giorgio Armani, Amedeo Modigliani, Andrea Bragnani. Modi Saab tells me many of them are now living in Mumbai - Anil Vasvani, Aditya Shivdesani, Ram Jethmalani, Mukesh Ambani. I said there are many Italians living in Pindi also - Kyomenoo Satani, Maghron Lathjani, Sharam Naheen Ani, Abhi Marjani, Nirri Pareshani, and many others.
As new and lifelong Quaid of Pakistan Muslim League Enn, I have decided that in next jalsa I will speak in Arabic so that judges cannot understand: “Al-exander Sani is still here, never fear. Do not be Al-ienated or Al-Gicidal that I have passed mantle to Al-Shbaz Saab. I will Al-chemize Al-l of you and you will become Al-abaster. Do not belief in Al-armism of Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. He is Al-legedly Al-batross and Al-kaline. Give us two-thirds majority in Al-Parlimaan so that once again, I, Al-truistic and Al-uminium Al-lopath can be your Al-King, hain ji?”
Masses will broke into thunderous applause and shout slogans of “Al-ack” and “Al-as”. Overjoyed, I will continue: “Al-arm yourselves, because we are coming. Do not vote for Al-oof and Al-amnus of Aitchison College who is Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. Vote for Al-lotter of lands and Al-msgiver, fair as Al-bino, Al-luring and with Al-acrity. Al-vida, kafela!”
NS