I dearly wish Altaf Bhai was in Karachi. Not only is he also huge big raft, full of hot air, but he has that great blassing – hugely inflated ego. Shbaz Saab would be in no danger of drawning in Karachi if Altaf Bhai’s inflated ego had been on the scene. I am sending inflatable arm-bands for my little brother, just in case. And a tube for around the tummy, goggles and flippers. As well as of course, swimsuit by Versace.
I have heard that President She Gin Ping is not coming to Pakistan. It could be because Shah Mahmood Qureshi has annoyed Chinese too, inshallah. And by the way, it is a He not a She. Only his name is a She. And also middle name is taubah taubah banned substance of alcohol. Mraan Khan should make sure that when coming to Islamic Republic of Pakistan, President She Gin Ping should please change name to She Shop Ping. It is reality of life known to all men and also not haraam.
Anyways, man proposes and God disposes. Ya Allah, please dispose off this Republic of U-Turnia. Please dispose off this Government-e-Manhoosia.