Nuggets from the Urdu press

These nuggets are culled from the Urdu press. They are summarised here without comment. Absurd or ridiculous, tft takes no responsibility for them

Nuggets from the Urdu press

Donkey meat sold as mutton


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Reported in Jang, police has caught a group of men in Sargodha who sold donkey meat as mutton. The meat was supplied to hotels. Police said they would soon uncover an entire network involved in the trade.

The difference between Sindh Assembly and PTI rally


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Quoted in Dunya, a People’s Party lawmaker said during a meeting of the Sindh Assembly that members should not wear jeans to the session or chew gum during the proceedings. This is not a Tehrik-e-Insaf rally.

Taliban say Rehman Malik is number one target


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A member of the team negotiating with the Taliban told Jang that the militants have declared Rehman Malik their number one target. Rehman Malik told the newspaper that he had already survived eight bomb attacks by the grace of God.

Man jailed for slapping wife in Saudi Arabia


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Reported in Nawa-e-Waqt, a man was jailed for a day in Saudi Arabia for slapping his wife twice. The woman had accused her husband of beating her up, and will appeal for a harsher sentence.

Traffic warden’s girlfriend caught posing as warden


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Express reports that a fake female traffic warden caught trying to enter the traffic headquarters in Lahore turned out to be a warden’s girlfriend. She had come to meet him secretly. The girl was arrested by the police, and the warden was suspended.

Rahat Fateh Ali Khan being probed for tax evasion


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According to Dunya, vocalist Rahat Fateh Ali Khan exhibited his art (funkari dikha gaye) paying less taxes than were proportional to his income. The Federal Board of Revenue has initiated a probe against him.

Railway cops pass out during passing out parade 


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Reported in Dunya, four personnel of Railway Police passed out because of heat on their passing out parade in Lahore. They were taken to Mao Hospital.

Politics are not a forbidden tree for former chief justice


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Former chief justice Iftikhar Chaudhry tells Jang that politics are not a forbidden tree. There is no reason why he shouldn’t consider participating in politics.

Nine-year-old no longer suspect in Umar Akmal wedding


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Reported in Express, a sessions court told police to remove the name of a nine-year-old boy from the list of suspects in the case of violation of Marriage Act during cricketer Umar Akmal’s mehndi. The boy’s lawyer said he did not attend the event. His name is Abdullah but he is not the owner of Abdullah Farmhouse.

Woman rains slaps on banker accused of fraud


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Reported in Nawa-e-Waqt, when a bank manager accused of transferring people’s money into his own account appeared before a court during a bail hearing, a woman victim rained slaps on him (thapron ki barish).

Journalist throws a shoe at Shahbaz Sharif


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Reported in Qaumi Akhbar, a journalist threw a shoe at Shahbaz Sharif during a conference. The shoe did not hit the Punjab chief minister. He was arrested by the police, but released later on Shahbaz Sharif’s order.

Famous singer shot in wedding


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Reported in Waqt, famous singer of Sahiwal, Iftikhar alias Chheenga, was injured while performing at a wedding after a young man began to fire his gun.