Again dharna drama is starting, which has reminded me of a poem I wrote at the end of the last one in 2014:
Char choohay
Char choohay ghar say niklay,
Bajatay rigging ki been,
Aik chooha to thha he retired baqi reh gaye teen.
Teen choohay dharnay pay baithay,
Giranay lagay sarkar ko,
Bob nay plan ki chhuti kara di, baqi reh gaye do.
In choohon nay soch liya kay ghar ko bhag chalo
Sub say pehlay maulvi phhisla,
Pohonch gaya Toronto
Bimari ka rona ro kay khaa gaya voh cake,
Uss kay peechhay reh gaya bus bechara aik.
Aik chooha jo reh gaya baqi,
Uss nay kar li shadi,
Dharna-sharna khatm hua,
Aur yuh hui barbadi.
Heh heh heh. This time it will be same to same. Meanwhile, I have told buoys to shift to businesses other than off-shore companies. And batter that they should use already famous names. If launching bakery business, shop must be called “Bread Pitt”. If Asian Cuisine Restaurant, then “Thai Tanic”. Or if Turkish one then “Abra Kebabra”. Or fish restaurant “The Cod Father” or “Frying Nemo”. If they want to launch chain of laundries, they should be called, “Lord of The Rinse” or “Iron Maiden”. Tailoring shop’s name should be “Sew It Seams”. Off License (taubah, taubah) should be named “Amy’s Winehouse”. Barber shop “British Hairways”, opticians “Spex in the City” and finally, garment shop selling clothes from subcontinent, “Indiana Jeans”.
On eve on new dharna, I am sending Khan Sahab fallowing coded message:
*-370HSSV 0773H-*
Since he has so many brilliant people in his gang, they can decode it. If they fail, they can try turning it upside down. Then they will certainly get my message.
Kind regards,
NS
Char choohay
Char choohay ghar say niklay,
Bajatay rigging ki been,
Aik chooha to thha he retired baqi reh gaye teen.
Teen choohay dharnay pay baithay,
Giranay lagay sarkar ko,
Bob nay plan ki chhuti kara di, baqi reh gaye do.
In choohon nay soch liya kay ghar ko bhag chalo
Sub say pehlay maulvi phhisla,
Pohonch gaya Toronto
Bimari ka rona ro kay khaa gaya voh cake,
Uss kay peechhay reh gaya bus bechara aik.
Aik chooha jo reh gaya baqi,
Uss nay kar li shadi,
Dharna-sharna khatm hua,
Aur yuh hui barbadi.
Heh heh heh. This time it will be same to same. Meanwhile, I have told buoys to shift to businesses other than off-shore companies. And batter that they should use already famous names. If launching bakery business, shop must be called “Bread Pitt”. If Asian Cuisine Restaurant, then “Thai Tanic”. Or if Turkish one then “Abra Kebabra”. Or fish restaurant “The Cod Father” or “Frying Nemo”. If they want to launch chain of laundries, they should be called, “Lord of The Rinse” or “Iron Maiden”. Tailoring shop’s name should be “Sew It Seams”. Off License (taubah, taubah) should be named “Amy’s Winehouse”. Barber shop “British Hairways”, opticians “Spex in the City” and finally, garment shop selling clothes from subcontinent, “Indiana Jeans”.
On eve on new dharna, I am sending Khan Sahab fallowing coded message:
*-370HSSV 0773H-*
Since he has so many brilliant people in his gang, they can decode it. If they fail, they can try turning it upside down. Then they will certainly get my message.
Kind regards,
NS