“Your conspiracy was in fact, even deeper than the above heinous crime. You were conspiring against The Fatherland. Oh yes! You made The Boyz believe that you were after them to compel them to dump you and bring me in. Don’t deny it. It’s the truth. What’s worse is that you sent Mario Puzo’s novel ‘The Godfather’ to the judges and made them read it, underlying all the passages which related to you with a red pen. Then you made them quote it in their judgment against you so that you could get yourself disqualified. You even invited Mr Iqama to come over from Dubai to give evidence against you. I know he’s your paid agent.
“Now that I’ve failed comprehensively, as you planned, you’re delivering the final coup de grace via your jalsa/jalooses. Well, let me tell you that I’m immediately informing the people about your diabolical scheme to lose the elections, put me in the PM’s office, and make people suffer. The people of Pakistan should be furious with you, not with me, for losing the elections and making me PM.”