Such Gup

Such Gup

Luncheon menu


Here’s the luncheon menu served to US President Donald Trump and our PM Nawaz Sharif, amongst others, by King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, on his recent trip to Saudi Arabia:

Salad of Sicilian Caponata with Burrata and Basil Oil.

Caviar Beluga Almas with Blinis and Lemon Scented Cream.

Parmesan Risotto with Foie Gras.

Roast Fillet of Veal with Caramelised Onions and Summer Truffle.

Lamb cutlets, Sun Dried Tomato Puree & Courgette with Mint. Baby Mahshi. Green Beans with Tomato Sauce.

Gorsan with Hashi Meat. Sayadia with Najil. Chicken Kabsa.

Soffice al Coccolato Amadei Toscany 73%.

No interesting beverages, naturally!

Welcome back, bloggers!


We hear the top brass distanced itself from the bloggers’ detention and now they’re all coming home, with charges dropped. This is good news. We hear some of them were also on the ruling partys media cell, which had some people hopping in indignation, but kudos to Mr Bean (if indeed kudos is due) for being an equal-opportunity offender!

110 year old institution


A renowned rights activist has brought this to the notice of the public: the 110 year old Tarnab Agricultural Research farm, set up during the British Raj near Peshawar, was meticulously organised over 200 acres by a dedicated expert from Australia. This was for the development of seeds, progressive agricultural techniques, experimentation and training. The activist says that a few days ago, 25 acres of this pristine farm were brutally chopped off and handed over to builders and traders, to build a new Expo Centre. Does The Great Khan know, and if so, why has this been allowed?