Just imagine! Even some senior people in Imran Khan’s party are descending to gaali-galoch. I never thought they could be like that. Considering that my ministers have known several of these people since KG1. And I was told that in school they used to get First Prize for Obedience and Morals. Where it has all gone?
But I am hopeful about sense prevailing in courts. Look at London Court which has given good ruling about Brexit. That Parliament is supreme and Parliament will decide how Britain will exit from Europe. It is called Ratification. Meaning that you cannot be Rat Leafing Sinking Ship.
Which brings me to the point: our court should also give good ruling. Meaning that they should leaf Ruling to me, hain ji. And everything else should be left to Parliament and I will manage Parliament, hain ji, because it includes pragmatists like Maulana Fazlurrahman and Asif Zardari.
Aren’t you bore with this Panama thing, meray aziz humwatno? Hasn’t it gone on far too long? My last lawyer, he nearly had a nervous breakout. After a very bad grueling in court, and PTI gaali-galoch outside courtroom, he came to me with mad gleam in his eyes and purple face. I immediately sent my assistant to get him fife-fife packs of Prozac and Xanax. He snatched the packs from me with his eyes bulging out and left my office laughing like a hyena. I became very worried kay what if he overdouses on the anti-depressants? Can you die laughing?
Anyway, I’ve ordered that after favourable verdict from court, PM House should be eliminated with fairy lights for two days.
Our ambassador in Washington called after Trump swearing-in. He said President (word sticks in my throat) Trump asked one of his AIDS (imagine employing people like that in White House) that why Pakistan and India were constantly fighting over a sweater, hain ji?
Apparently, before AIDS could answer, Trump himself said, “must be a helluva nice branded kinda sweater!”
But I am hopeful about sense prevailing in courts. Look at London Court which has given good ruling about Brexit. That Parliament is supreme and Parliament will decide how Britain will exit from Europe. It is called Ratification. Meaning that you cannot be Rat Leafing Sinking Ship.
Which brings me to the point: our court should also give good ruling. Meaning that they should leaf Ruling to me, hain ji. And everything else should be left to Parliament and I will manage Parliament, hain ji, because it includes pragmatists like Maulana Fazlurrahman and Asif Zardari.
Aren’t you bore with this Panama thing, meray aziz humwatno? Hasn’t it gone on far too long? My last lawyer, he nearly had a nervous breakout. After a very bad grueling in court, and PTI gaali-galoch outside courtroom, he came to me with mad gleam in his eyes and purple face. I immediately sent my assistant to get him fife-fife packs of Prozac and Xanax. He snatched the packs from me with his eyes bulging out and left my office laughing like a hyena. I became very worried kay what if he overdouses on the anti-depressants? Can you die laughing?
Anyway, I’ve ordered that after favourable verdict from court, PM House should be eliminated with fairy lights for two days.
Our ambassador in Washington called after Trump swearing-in. He said President (word sticks in my throat) Trump asked one of his AIDS (imagine employing people like that in White House) that why Pakistan and India were constantly fighting over a sweater, hain ji?
Apparently, before AIDS could answer, Trump himself said, “must be a helluva nice branded kinda sweater!”
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