“Well done!”
Our mole at young Bill’s recent appearance in Isloo reported that the Jiyalas told their leader some home truths. Sitting beside Bill were his aunt, aka Lady Macbeth, and What Ho amongst other luminaries. Bill asked his party people to prepare for Punjab’s local bodies elections whereupon a prominent Jiyala declared that there would be no takers for Bill’s ticket in the forthcoming elections. “You will be wasting yourself — zaya ho jayen gay — if you ask people to contest these elections in the Punjab. It would be better to reform, reorganise and relaunch”. At this, we hear Bill turned to Lady Macbeth and sarcastically said, “Well done!”
Deadly serious
A prominent presence at Ponytail’s recent swearing-in, was his elder sister who was in a wheelchair. This happened at that glittering palace in Isloo we’re told, with the high and mighty in attendance. Ponytail’s sister insisted that she wanted to meet General Bobby. When she finally came face to face with Bob she told him, “you have to save the country” or words to that effect. They say Bob tried to humour her but she was deadly serious.
Happy birthday!
Rumour has it that many serving adjudicators attended their former chief’s grandson’s birthday in Lahore the other day. Just shows that the old judge still has a grip on the judiciary.
Thanks, but no thanks
Now that three by-elections are about to be held, we hear The Great Khan has asked two estranged comrades to prepare for the contests in Lahore. We’ve also heard that the estranged comrades have reacted bitterly and said that they were refused tickets in the general elections and are not about to take them now, when the going is tough.