I am trying to sand Happy New Year message via email to my lovers. Computer says press “any” key to start. Problem is, where “any” key is, hain ji? Meanwhile, Prime Minister of Bangladesh Hasina Wajed sent me a message. I thought it would be happy new year message but it was not, thanks to Chory Nisar Saab who made huge and cry about hanging of Molla in Dhaka. Message said: “I have PMS and GPS”. Far the life of me, I couldn’t understand what is meaning. Then your bhabi explained it to me. “Bangladesh PM is saying she’s in a very bad mood and she will find you.”
Then I had to go and receive the President of Turkey who came here on a state visit. I told him, “Your Excellency, My Dear Turkey, welcome to Pakistan”. He stared at me far long time, then said, “thanks”. Strange but His Excellency brought his pets with him on visit. A dog and a cat. I overheard the dog saying to the cat, “they don’t keep you on a leash because they WANT you to run away”. I told Shbaz Saab that His Excellency likes animals so he presented him with beautiful chestnut stallion. But I warned Excellency that please do not consult horse when deciding on investment in Pakistan. Horse has negative attitude – he always says “neigh”. I also told Excellency that be aware, I think so this special horse eats only bread because Shbaz Saab says he is thoroughbred.
On tour of Lahore’s Shalimar Bagh, Excellency also saw some sweet infants in their mothers’ arms and said, “haw sweet”. I thanked him and said that infancy is best stage of life. He nodded. I further said, “but I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery, hain ji?” Excellency stared at me again. I changed subject and said, “please don’t be impressed by Imran Khan, Excellency. He’s not very educated. He doesn’t belief in theory of evolution”. Excellency just smiled and said he didn’t either because if we evolved from monkeys and apes why there are still monkeys and apes, hain ji?
Then I had to go and receive the President of Turkey who came here on a state visit. I told him, “Your Excellency, My Dear Turkey, welcome to Pakistan”. He stared at me far long time, then said, “thanks”. Strange but His Excellency brought his pets with him on visit. A dog and a cat. I overheard the dog saying to the cat, “they don’t keep you on a leash because they WANT you to run away”. I told Shbaz Saab that His Excellency likes animals so he presented him with beautiful chestnut stallion. But I warned Excellency that please do not consult horse when deciding on investment in Pakistan. Horse has negative attitude – he always says “neigh”. I also told Excellency that be aware, I think so this special horse eats only bread because Shbaz Saab says he is thoroughbred.
On tour of Lahore’s Shalimar Bagh, Excellency also saw some sweet infants in their mothers’ arms and said, “haw sweet”. I thanked him and said that infancy is best stage of life. He nodded. I further said, “but I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery, hain ji?” Excellency stared at me again. I changed subject and said, “please don’t be impressed by Imran Khan, Excellency. He’s not very educated. He doesn’t belief in theory of evolution”. Excellency just smiled and said he didn’t either because if we evolved from monkeys and apes why there are still monkeys and apes, hain ji?
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