Thanks God rains did not ruin PSL in bloved Lahore. Hawever, rains should not have come at this time. I am going to take suo motu notice of untimely rains. Not only rains are untimely in our great country. Many things are happening which should have remained in realm of dreams or rather I should say, nightmares.
You remember there used to be famous company called PECO? Well, it has been revived. Political Engineering Company. Look at the workings of new PECO. Shouldn’t somebody be taking suo motu notice of this?
Look at dallar! It is talking to sky. Aasman say baatein kar raha hai. And look at rupee, down in the damps. This is all happening because I was ousted. Mujhe Kyun Nikala?? MKN. International Monetary Fund has given anda to Pakistan economy. I sent message to Faujis. MKN. They sent message back that far your kind infarmation, International Monetary Fund is criticizing YOUR management of economy. In that case, I said, it is not International Monetary Fund but International Monetary Fudge.
Summers are coming and it is time to go to London. I haven’t been far months. There is going to be gathering of World’s Most Famous Despots in private dinning room of Dorchester. Very smart and reclusive it will be. Only Erdogan, Putin and Xi Jinping. I am being invited as an observer. Along with Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, Sonia Gandhi and David Cameron. We are all going to recite a world famous verse - Mujhe Kyun Nikala.
Did you notice that I sent quite greeting to President Xi Jinping of China on confirmation of his Presidency For Life? It had to be hush-hush because in Pakistan I am talking about sanctity of vote and importance of free and fair elections, and saying no to PECO (Political Engineering Company) and there he is in China making himself President Far Life, hain ji?
But I must give President Xi a nice present. What shall I give him? Crystal bowel? And a gift for Madame Xi is also important. I think so I’ll give her a silk suit piece with lots of silver and gold sequences on it.
You remember there used to be famous company called PECO? Well, it has been revived. Political Engineering Company. Look at the workings of new PECO. Shouldn’t somebody be taking suo motu notice of this?
Look at dallar! It is talking to sky. Aasman say baatein kar raha hai. And look at rupee, down in the damps. This is all happening because I was ousted. Mujhe Kyun Nikala?? MKN. International Monetary Fund has given anda to Pakistan economy. I sent message to Faujis. MKN. They sent message back that far your kind infarmation, International Monetary Fund is criticizing YOUR management of economy. In that case, I said, it is not International Monetary Fund but International Monetary Fudge.
Summers are coming and it is time to go to London. I haven’t been far months. There is going to be gathering of World’s Most Famous Despots in private dinning room of Dorchester. Very smart and reclusive it will be. Only Erdogan, Putin and Xi Jinping. I am being invited as an observer. Along with Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, Sonia Gandhi and David Cameron. We are all going to recite a world famous verse - Mujhe Kyun Nikala.
Did you notice that I sent quite greeting to President Xi Jinping of China on confirmation of his Presidency For Life? It had to be hush-hush because in Pakistan I am talking about sanctity of vote and importance of free and fair elections, and saying no to PECO (Political Engineering Company) and there he is in China making himself President Far Life, hain ji?
But I must give President Xi a nice present. What shall I give him? Crystal bowel? And a gift for Madame Xi is also important. I think so I’ll give her a silk suit piece with lots of silver and gold sequences on it.
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