I always thought that since I was fust born buoy of good family that I had won lottery of life. But I hadn’t reckoned on permanent pashas of Pakistan who have actually won lottery of life. I always thought that cruption was institutionalized in Pakistani politics by Baba-e-Badeyanati late unlamented General Zia ul Haq and that we are all equal in this metter. But I hadn’t reckoned on the fect that some elites are more equal than other elites in this metter.
Once again, they have sent me pecking. I am in Murree, wearing T-Shirt “Keep Calm & Carry On”. On the way, I passed The Khan’s estate. It was very overgrown so I left message, “Please Do Not Smoke Tha Grass”.
I also saw that there were many squirrels roaming around in the estate. I left another message. “If You Smoke Tha Grass, Please Do Not Leaf Stubs In Squirrel Area. Otherwise They Will Become High.”
In Murree, I told everybody that I don’t want to talk politics. There are many other things in life. So Pervez Rashid Saab, who is intellectual, said, “Mian Saab, did you know that eventually computers will totally replace paper?”
“Really?” I asked, “but Pervez Saab, how we can blow nose into laptop? Or how we can put laptop in toilet roll dispenser? Or how we can make DUNCE cap with capital D from a laptop, hain ji?”
Pervez Saab said, “Ahem, I think we should talk about politics.”
No, I said, fust we should try and serve nature. So we went outside and put up some signs around hills of Murree: “Please Try To Remove Your Face From Smart Phone To Admire Scenery”.
Then Shbaz Saab arrived so I said let’s play Game Of Thrones. Ahem, said Pervez Saab, can we please get back to politics?
Ok, what about Gulalai-IK media strom? They are saying we did character assassination of Benazir Bhutto Shaheed. Oye, excuse me: who did assassination of Benazir Bhutto Shaheed?
Once again, they have sent me pecking. I am in Murree, wearing T-Shirt “Keep Calm & Carry On”. On the way, I passed The Khan’s estate. It was very overgrown so I left message, “Please Do Not Smoke Tha Grass”.
I also saw that there were many squirrels roaming around in the estate. I left another message. “If You Smoke Tha Grass, Please Do Not Leaf Stubs In Squirrel Area. Otherwise They Will Become High.”
In Murree, I told everybody that I don’t want to talk politics. There are many other things in life. So Pervez Rashid Saab, who is intellectual, said, “Mian Saab, did you know that eventually computers will totally replace paper?”
“Really?” I asked, “but Pervez Saab, how we can blow nose into laptop? Or how we can put laptop in toilet roll dispenser? Or how we can make DUNCE cap with capital D from a laptop, hain ji?”
Pervez Saab said, “Ahem, I think we should talk about politics.”
No, I said, fust we should try and serve nature. So we went outside and put up some signs around hills of Murree: “Please Try To Remove Your Face From Smart Phone To Admire Scenery”.
Then Shbaz Saab arrived so I said let’s play Game Of Thrones. Ahem, said Pervez Saab, can we please get back to politics?
Ok, what about Gulalai-IK media strom? They are saying we did character assassination of Benazir Bhutto Shaheed. Oye, excuse me: who did assassination of Benazir Bhutto Shaheed?
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