Tantrums
Our mole amongst The Boyz says every time The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro is bailed out by the courts, The Great Khan throws an almighty tantrum and demands to know whodunit. The first time it happened, all the senior stakeholders of the Hybrid Regime happened to be guests of Al-King and Al-Brince in the Land of Sand. There was quite a scene there, we hear, with The Khan demanding to return to the Land of the Pure there and then. It was with difficulty that he was calmed down, they say. The same thing happened again this time when Talented Bro was bailed out, but then the duplicitous duo gave The Khan a wink and a nod and he stopped Talented Bro’s flight abroad.
Return of the native
You will recall that the gent who is said to be The Great Khan’s gatekeeper, made a quick getaway to an Emirate last week. He has since returned to Isbad and announced that he won’t do a runner. But he has also privately told three senior cabinet ministers that he knows who’s trying to “get him” and that he should be told “I won’t go quietly”, in the famous words of the late Princess Diana. Mr ZAB II has told The Khan’s ministers that he knows the regime’s accountability Czar SA is gunning for him.
Remarkable recovery
We had heard that Gen Mush was ailing and under treatment in London. Many people had called or tried to visit to condole his mother’s demise but he was not meeting anyone and was said to be in pretty poor shape. Well, the news is that he has made a remarkable recovery and is back on the circuit again. A friend of his reported that he is now back to his usual routine of seeing friends, playing cards, going for walks and generally having a nice time.
