No takers
Our mole in The Great Khan’s horde informs us that a substantial lady, once upon a time Information Minister in Hubby’s government, has been clamouring to enter The Khan’s party. But for Paradise Lover (which is her name, if you please) there are no takers, and The Khan has said a decisive “no”. This has happened because The Khan has been subject to a lot of internal criticism upon the induction of a once-mighty Loin of the Punjab into his party. This gent was a big player in ZAB’s first government, and never really amounted to much thereafter.
Legal Eagles
The Man of Steel’s lawyers are battling it out between themselves, and confusing their clients. One set is saying that they should file a petition for review of the PanamaLeaks judgment before the Supreme Adjudicators. The other group is saying no, for God’s sake, leave well enough alone. Both groups are heaping scorn against each other and the fight gets ugly when one or the other goes public.
What a joke!
Here’s a conspiracy theory to end all conspiracy theories: why do you think Misbah ul Haq got out at 99 for the third time in his life, and created The Mother Of All Sensations? According to Dr Doomsday, it’s because he wanted to divert attention from PanamaLeaks! What a joke!