Giveaways
More and more British Muslims are heeding the call for “jihad” in Syria at the behest of the fanatical outfit, Islamic State (IS). Some Britons of Pakistani origin have also been caught up in this dangerous folly; a few have been tracked down before their departure for Syria. Our mole, speaking to a detective at Scotland Yard, asked how they discovered these would-be jihadis. Said the cop, “there are a few giveaways. We’ve found that such men are frequently involved in pub brawls; they are regulars on porn sites and dogfights. They also have clips of beheadings on their computers.”
Done deal
So, there we have it! Friar TuQ, say those in the know, has taken a handsome payoff to pack his backs, quit his dharna and depart for cooler climes. The deal was done by an interlocutor from La Familia, someone well known to TuQ from the time he was Priest Confessor to the clan, back in the day. This cousin of The Man of Steel was inducted into the parleys with TuQ and it is he who made the breakthrough. The moment came when it dawned on Friar TuQ that the “umpire” at whose behest he had returned to Pakistan, could no longer help him. TuQ chose the right time and casually asked the cousin, “how’s Api Ji? Please give her my salaam”. The cousin understood the meaning of this – TuQ had high regard for La Familia, at a price, of course. They say the payoff was close to Rs 200 million.