Look at! Dekho zara! Parliament session ended not with bang but with vimper. Then I went on champagne trail. Everywhere there were huge crowds, sea of humanity, populanity and sloganity. I also went to wedding of brother Erdogan’s daughter, my nice. There, on shore of Bosphorus, brothers gave me good ideas.
hey know what it is to be conspired against so that PM’s power is whittled away. What is left to be whittled, hain ji? But some people can’t bear a parliament, a gormint and a PM. After consultations with brother chief of their disinformation ministry, I had a brainwave! Microwave!
With Imran Khan mounting assault on Beloved Raiwind, it is height of badtameezi, in fact barbarism. He thinks I cannot be worst than him? You will see, aziz humwatno, what what I can do! I will get Lahore police to release the two cannibal brothers Arif and Farman so that they can take out rally in front of Zaman Park, Imran Khan’s family home in Lahore. Remember Arif and Farman? They’re the guys at whose house body of woman was found, minus one lag, which they had eaten. In the rally there will also be Rehman Dakait II, Haji Mastan, Iqbal Mirchi, Babu Drill, Tiger Memon, Abdul Tunda, Sheeda Pistol, Chaudhry Chaakoo, Jack the Ripper, Michael Corleone, Luca Brazzi, Hyman Roth, Phoolan Devi Jr, Jagga Daakoo II, Maulvi Radio, Ayman Al Zawahiri and a supporting cast of thousands from world-wide prisons and mental asylums.
Leading this rally will be Baby Musa, the 9 month old criminal who was charged with attempted murder in Lahore some years ago.
As a further answer to Imran’s Toofan-e-Badtameezi, as a policy criminals will be glorified by building monuments in their horror, eg Ejaz Butt, who locked doors of factory in congested area and then bunt it with 77 workers inside. We will name new police training center after him – Butt Training Center. Butts are Kashmiris and have many businesses – Butt Sweets, Butt Perfumes, Butt Tikka and Butt Hair Salon.
Warm retards,
hey know what it is to be conspired against so that PM’s power is whittled away. What is left to be whittled, hain ji? But some people can’t bear a parliament, a gormint and a PM. After consultations with brother chief of their disinformation ministry, I had a brainwave! Microwave!
With Imran Khan mounting assault on Beloved Raiwind, it is height of badtameezi, in fact barbarism. He thinks I cannot be worst than him? You will see, aziz humwatno, what what I can do! I will get Lahore police to release the two cannibal brothers Arif and Farman so that they can take out rally in front of Zaman Park, Imran Khan’s family home in Lahore. Remember Arif and Farman? They’re the guys at whose house body of woman was found, minus one lag, which they had eaten. In the rally there will also be Rehman Dakait II, Haji Mastan, Iqbal Mirchi, Babu Drill, Tiger Memon, Abdul Tunda, Sheeda Pistol, Chaudhry Chaakoo, Jack the Ripper, Michael Corleone, Luca Brazzi, Hyman Roth, Phoolan Devi Jr, Jagga Daakoo II, Maulvi Radio, Ayman Al Zawahiri and a supporting cast of thousands from world-wide prisons and mental asylums.
Leading this rally will be Baby Musa, the 9 month old criminal who was charged with attempted murder in Lahore some years ago.
As a further answer to Imran’s Toofan-e-Badtameezi, as a policy criminals will be glorified by building monuments in their horror, eg Ejaz Butt, who locked doors of factory in congested area and then bunt it with 77 workers inside. We will name new police training center after him – Butt Training Center. Butts are Kashmiris and have many businesses – Butt Sweets, Butt Perfumes, Butt Tikka and Butt Hair Salon.
Warm retards,
NS