Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
In my spare time, I am writing poetry. Here is sample:

Hotness is finished and it is here the pala,

Now can you tell me mujhe kyun nikala?

People adore me, I am leader Mashallah

But you must tell me kay mujhe kyun nikala

Lights are out and there is no gala

Pakistan needs me, mujhe kyun nikala!

Where should I go? Peru or Guatemala?

For you have not told me, mujhe kyun nikala

In Latin American a goat is impala

Why or why, mujhe kyun nikala

And in China a beer is sweet little koala

Tell it to me now, muje kyun nikala

Tears will stop of weeping Himalya

When you tell me kay mujhe kyun nikala!

This poem is very relevant, meray aziz humwatno, and the nation deserves to be told that why, oh why, was I thrown out. Is this question ever going to be answered or will it become one of the great mysteries of life like the following:

  1. Do twins realize that one of them is unplanned?

  2. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

  3. Which latter is silent in word “scent”, the S or the C?

  4. Why is the latter W in English called Double U and not Double V?

  5. Why in olden times everyone had horses and only rich had cars and today everyone has cars and only rich have horses?

  6. Is doctor dead who told Stephen Hawking in 1953 that he had only two years to live?

  7. How do we find out that some animals might need glasses?

  8. If you rip hole in net, are there more holes in it than before?

Hain ji?